Let Me Know the Names

in #funny4 years ago

An armed robber broke into a house and found a couple sitting at their dining room table. Pointing the gun, he said, "Let me know the names of my victims before I kill them".

Wife: My name is Eunice

Robber: Oh. My mother's name is Eunice. I can't kill you. (Pointing the gun to the man) And you ?

Husband: I'm Joseph, but all my friends call me Eunice.

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