No you don't, lady

in #funny • 5 years ago

When the slightly urine'y smelling old woman sits down on the bus beside you and winks instead of offering to read your fortune...

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     5 years ago 

    pocketsend:11@b00m, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!

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     5 years ago 

    Successful Send of 11
    Sending Account: pode
    Receiving Account: b00m
    New sending account balance: 265658
    New receiving account balance: 270
    Fee: 1
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    Thanks for using POCKET! I am small bot and I am running this confirming code.

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       5 years ago 

      Successful Send of 11
      Sending Account: pode
      Receiving Account: b00m
      New sending account balance: 265658
      New receiving account balance: 270
      Fee: 1
      Steem trxid: 6b83e8a04a9edfc33c3df63069860f1646ba04f0

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      I am running Pocket-JS confirmer code.

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         5 years ago (edited)

        Do the right thing and put the plastic down. When she lies down for her session you roll her up and use her as a footrest....

        In case you need clarification.

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           5 years ago 

          Aaaaargh!!!! My mind has just exploded!!!

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             5 years ago 

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               5 years ago 

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