A Ribbon Tied Round It
I wish the girlfriend had told me her mum was staying before I decided to surprise her by lying down naked on her doorstep and ringing the doorbell.
Maybe the ribbon tied in a bow around my nazzums was too much?
I wish the girlfriend had told me her mum was staying before I decided to surprise her by lying down naked on her doorstep and ringing the doorbell.
Maybe the ribbon tied in a bow around my nazzums was too much?
If that's her mum ...
Explain that you didn't need your hands to ring the bell.
Hahaha!! Yeah!!
It has been said that staring directly into the eye of the cyclops crumbles the minds of lesser men. Is her mum a lesser man? It's not for me to say but yes. Yes, she is.
It was a bad idea to want to surprise her with my edible underwear, now you will not see me in the same way lol