Pterodactyl's Still Exist

On the Way to do the Sound at The Bohemian Club in Richmond a few years ago, I went round a bend with quite a few trees on the side. I was in my Trusty Ford Sapphire , Loaded with cables , Mike's and Stand's.

I suddenly heard a loud impact on the roof

like a brick hitting my car ( And yes, I know exactly what that sounds like!)
Being somewhat aggressive about things of this nature , I screeched to a Tyre Shredding Halt , jumped out with a device in my hand that I can best explain as a Bone Breaker ( Baseball Bats hide in Fear). See no one ,look back at my car and see Bird Poo running down the Windscreen, Back Window ,and starting to run down both sides.
Now I am a sensible sort of fellow ,

Absolutely sure that Ostriches do not sit in trees ,

in addition I am sure that the HaDeDa Relay Car Bombing Team is not in the neighbourhood. ( I only heard one impact )

Scientifically then, I have helped prove the Title of this Groundbreaking Discovery to be undeniably true.
Don't you just love Science?