5 Terrible Reactions to the words "I Love You"

I Love You
If i could express human emotions i would be deeply moved right now.

I Love You
How does your sister feel about me?

I Love You
I only like you but with time it may grow into love, like a seed grows into a flower or a rash grows into gonorrhea

I Love You
Can't this wait till halftime.

I Love You
You know if you really loved me you would have made me that cup of tea i asked for 20 minutes ago.......stop crying and put the kettle on!