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RE: It's Just a Regular Day So Let's Make a Big Deal Out of It
When I was a kid people tried to tell me to joke my way out of fights. Out on the streets it has worked a few times but in relationships it seems to make things worse lol.
I got a story for that one.
I was standing near the corner of 97 Street and Jasper Ave. in Edmonton around midnight, waiting for a bus.
Two guys off in the distance were yelling at me as they approached. "Hey! Hey you! I beat up white people for a living!"
They got up right next to me and the one guy said again, "Did you hear me! I beat up white people for a living!"
I looked at him and said, "Don't worry man. I'm not white. I'm Ukrainian."
Instant fist bumps. But honestly, I don't think they knew what a Ukrainian is.
Ha! Nice.