A Frog Visits A Fortune Teller - Joke 1

in #funny • 6 years ago

A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love.

The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, "I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"

The frog asks for the good news first.

The fortune teller says, "You are going to meet the most beautiful girl, who is going to be very interested in you and will want to know all about you. She will want you to open up for her and you will give her your heart."

"That's great!" says the frog. "But what's the bad news?"

"Well, you're going to meet her in Biology class."

#jokes #laugh
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     6 years ago 

    #funny
    Sometimes the behavior of our friends can make us laugh, whatever we do we must be entertained with jokes

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