Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #60

in funny •  11 months ago

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A man held a party that was attended by all rich people. He also had a pool that was full of alligators.

"I'll grant three wishes to anyone who can swim the length of the pool and get out again alive," he announced.

There were no takers until suddenly there was a big splash and a man could be seen swimming as fast as he could to the other side.

As he climbed out alive, the man congratulated him and asked him what he would like as his three wishes.

"Give me a shotgun, bullets, and show me the bastard who pushed me in!"


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