Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #59

in funny •  last year 

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A priest was driving down the road one day when he got pulled over by a traffic cop.

The cop could smell alcohol on the priest's breath and spotted a wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He said to the priest "Father, have you been drinking?"

"Only water officer," replied the priest.

"Then why can I smell wine on your breath?" asked the officer.

The priest looked down at the wine bottle and said "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

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That was funny. Gonna have to remember it. Its nice to hear a good clean joke that can be used anywhere I want.

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Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it.