A priest was driving down the road one day when he got pulled over by a traffic cop.
The cop could smell alcohol on the priest's breath and spotted a wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He said to the priest "Father, have you been drinking?"
"Only water officer," replied the priest.
"Then why can I smell wine on your breath?" asked the officer.
The priest looked down at the wine bottle and said "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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