A rather confident man walks into a bar and sits down next to an attractive lady. He takes a quick glance at her, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The lady notices this and asks "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replied. "I just bought this state of the art watch and I was just testing it."
Intrigued, the lady asks "State of the art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me."
"So what's it telling you now?"
"Its telling me that you're not wearing any panties."
The lady giggled and said "Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties."
The man curses, "The damn thing must be an hour fast!"