An Indian boy had a puzzled look on his face as he asked his mother "Why is my brother named Mighty Storm?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm" replied his mother.
Then he asked her "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"
"Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
And why is my sister called Moonchild?"
"We were watching the moon landing when she was conceived.
Then his mother asked him "Why are you so curious Torn Rubber?"