DISNEY PRINCESSES (reimagined as stock photos)
We've all seen those clickbait-y articles touting some simultaneously SocJus-y / infantile bollocks, such as "reimagined as colored folk... whoops I mean PEOPLE OF COLOR" or "with diverse body types". Well I don't know about you, but I for one DESPISE such trite.
Thus I now present to you...
DISNEY PRINCESSES
re-imagined as stock photos
Tiana (from The Princess and The Frog)
https://pixabay.com/en/frog-macro-amphibian-green-111179/Did you ever watch that film... and wish Tiana turned into a stock photo of a frog rather than a cartoon frog? I don't know about you, but I was tripping balls and wished she did.
Elsa (from Frozen)
https://pixabay.com/en/ice-cream-cone-melting-hot-1274894/It may not have ice... but it has ice cream. That's good enough, right?
Rapunzel (from Tangled)
https://pixabay.com/en/women-s-model-fiction-istanbul-2333262/Okay, now this one has to be the vaguest one yet.... cuz, y'know, when I think of a girl with really long hair that can be used like a rope to get out of a big old castle, I think of a woman bound and tied up with rope.
Moana (from... come on!)
https://pixabay.com/en/vo-si-sumo-937068/One must have to be a complete psychopath to think "sumo baby" when they watch the Disney film with a chicken and a demi-god... somehow I managed to do exactly that.
And those are four Disney Princesses re-imagined as stock photos. I hope you had a good chuckle out of it... and ball's in your court, PozzFeed!
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