Go Home or Repeat - adult funny story

In a village there is a wealthy widow, no children and her performance is so exciting that every young man sees it.

Then at one time there was a young man whose work was robbed. The young man then arose in his mind to rob in the rich widow's house.

As a result the young man managed to enter the widow's house through the roof and happened to be on the roof of the widow's room. And at that time the widow sleeps prone again naked. There was another intention for the young man and then slipped under the widow's bed.

And did not play the widow's surprise when there was a glass under the bed that was knocked by the young man. Finally the widow awoke just as the robber pulled the machete and threatened the widow.

"Do not yell, NYAWA OR SAFE ?? !!" half bluff.

The widow was frightened and loudly answered "COMFORTABLE AJA MAS".

After that happens .... The robber was about to go home because he was satisfied

But when he was about to wear his clothes the machetes were left beside the widow

And the widow immediately picks up and back threatens:

"Where are you going?" Asked the widow.

"Go home" the youth replied.

"WANT TO HOME OR REPEAT" the widow snapped.