Daily joke - Let's make it clear...

in #funny • 7 years ago (edited)

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A young men says to his wife the next day of their wedding:

"I want to clarify something – Every Sunday night I play golf, Mondays I go to the Gym, Tuesdays a staff meeting, Wednesdays I
go to my mother's house, Friday I dedicate to you and our future children and on Saturday night I go with my friends at the pub"!!!
The woman smiles and says, "I know Darling, I want to clarify something to: "Every night I'm doing sex at 22:30 – it would be nice if you'll be there ..."
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