Daily Joke - 3 Vampires in bar

Three vampires meet at a local bar.
The first asks the bartender for a Cup with blood, The second asks the same, Only the third asking for a Cup with boiling water.
The first two vampires staring at him with a look that says: "it is not a real vampire! Let's eat him!" Just at that moment the third vampire recognizes that they want to eat him, so he took a bloody soaked tampon from his pocket and says: "what?!? can't I drink some tea?!?"

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