Top Funny Joke In Urdu/Hindi #7

Santa ne “Live Radio Station” call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?

RJ: ji Haan

Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

R.J: Haan

Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?

R.J (Gusse me) : Haaan bhai haan..!!

Santa: Hello Banto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de…!

Main uper chhat par bathroom mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai…!!