Thank you and happy new year. Speaking of real ones, hit me up on steem.chat (socky) and I can create free STEEM accounts for your friends and family. I can create an account and hand over the master key privately through steem.chat. All you do is use the change password option on steemit.com to generate all new keys. That way you know that those accounts are going to real people. :-) You will have to add a tiny bit of delegation to those accounts to get them to work.