Your name looks great at the bottom, but the whole could I be my own grandfather blows my mind, I go into melt down roll up into the fetal position and start sucking my thumb, while I slowy rock back and forward humming.
I mentally fold up into a box and lock the padlock and then swallow the key.

I crawl into the feezer and shut the lid so my brain will go to sleep with no more agony. Preserved so I can be defrosted when the thought freezes over.