A little fun jokes :0)

▪ What do you get from sitting on the ice too
Long? Polaroids!

▪I want to drink the milk but not finding it….
When we milked the cows, we got ice cream! When we milked the brown cows - we got chocolate ice cream!

▪ A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him.

"I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol."

"Well," said the redneck, "then I'll come back when you're sober.'

▪ Two ladies, a Yankee and a Southern Belle, are sitting next to each other on a plane. The Southern Belle turns to the Yankee and asks, "So, where y'all from?"

The Yankee replies, "I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with a preposition."

Without missing a beat, the Southern Belle bats her lashes and asks, "So, where y'all from, bitch?"

▪ Whats the difference between a lazy wife and the England Football team?

Nothing- they both deserve to get beaten, and are lucky if they don't.

▪ Two windmills are standing in a field. One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other one says, "I’m a big metal fan."

▪ A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

▪ What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein?
No whey Jose.

▪ Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!

▪ How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!