A little fun jokes :-0)

Just love reading funny jokes and what better than to share them with U guys.....lol
Enjoy:

-What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!

-What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!

-Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out man!

-How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?
Inflate it.

-What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.

Sorry about the pic guys I was trying to look funny but look like an idiot.......lol
Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.