Life with a blonde teenager | funny jokes

SCENE: My adolescent little girl and me in the auto.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most regularly utilized letter in a young lady's name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Quiet.) Please disclose to me you recognize what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You're unpleasant, Dad. Disregard it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, gracious … uh …

Me: sufficiently close.