[Louies'chestnut]

Tuna comes to the restaurant and says to the cook:
~You bastard, you killed my father!
The cook responds:
~Sorry man, that's my job.
Tuna says:
~I challenge you to chess duel, if you win u can fry me, but if you lose - you'll never be a cook again.
They start playing. As all knows Tunas are very good chess players, so in few moves Tuna scores a checkmate. The cook stood up, pull out huge knife and stick it into Tuna.
~But i won... - tuna grunted.
~Your father also won...!

#louieschestnut