18 Similarities Between Women and Computers
Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humour and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh.
Women are unique in many ways (and by this I mean different than men) and its this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; it is intended to create a smile.
A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought it would.
A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought it will.
After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computers and your woman.
Computers are just like women: after you have gotten used to them and cannot do without them, you discover that one is not enough.
Some computers, like some women, serve many people.
You can work miracles with both by gently using your fingers if you only know the proper code.
If you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes, they go off.
Just like a computer, the one who runs...