Happy little joke - Such a clever man should have crowded the bus all his life.

On the bus, a man came up and kissed me secretly... Then, in a small voice, he explained, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry... I admit the wrong person, you and my girlfriend wear the same, she is crowded behind of the bus, do not believe you look back... I think it's a misunderstanding, so I didn't say anything... But after several stops, the girl, who was wearing the same dress, squeezed in and said, "sister, your boyfriend just took me for you... 'WTF?