I couldn't stop myself from laughing.

in #fun8 years ago

A woman just wanted to say she could not finish a large plate of salad. To say that she asked, 

"Who gave lizard thighs for him to cry out in pain because he has muscle pull?"

😂😂

So lizard has no legs for muscle pull just as she has no stomach for a large plate of salad. 

😂😂

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