But how does that help me?

This thing called the internet? We all speak different languages, and I've found there are ways to communicate. Maybe only we humans can communicate, but would you believe me if I told you I were a dog? Would you think there could be a tone of a joke in there somewhere? There may be. I'm both serious and not, all at once. Does that make me crazy? For I am man. A single one at that. Did I create this here internet? I'm told me buddies did.