Jason Voorhees Vs The Xenomorph (Epic Fights #1)

in #fridaythe13th7 years ago (edited)

Hey guys,

Today I'm going to talk about Jason and the Xenomorph, this is my opinion of who would win if they both fought.

So first I would like to say that immediately Jason has the advantage, him being " immortal" and all... but lets talk about it anyway :D

Jason has amazing stamina and the fact that its damn near impossible to keep him down would be a big plus for him.
Jason would just keep stabbing it and slashing it. The Xenomorph would fight back but Jason wouldn't slow down even when injured..
Jason is only in danger if he is completely dissolved by acidic blood... while unlikely, that is still a bit possible. Still, it would end in the Xenomorph dying first, then showering all it's blood on Jason, so that wouldn't really be a "win" for the alien, would it? And what would it actually take to permanently kill Jason? He’s been shot lots of times, “drowned”, and even melted in acid, and still come back…

It would be interesting to see a facehugger plant a chestburster inside jason tho, which would likely "kill" him.
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The stealthiness of the Alien would be very effective, whereas Jason hardly uses any stealthy tactics when killing teens. I will give him the fact that he moves quietly, but he is hardly stealthy by any means, he's a 6'6" guy who walks around with a white Hockey mask, not very stealthy, but he is also stealthy when he wants to be. The only time an Alien doesn't blend into it surroundings would be if it broad daylight and at that time Alien take refuge in the darkest corner they could find.
Jason is weaker and slower (by how much we don't know) than the alien. And despite is power, the alien is still mortal and Jason will have a hell of alot easier time keeping the alien down then vice versa.

As for Jason Killing an Alien with a machete, that highly unlikely as Jason could not really attack them since Aliens use their speed very often and don't usually attack you to leave any vulnerabilities, such as grabbing the subject and either killing them or cocooning them. Most times people ever stand a chance against an Alien (or many for that matter) is using ranged weaponry. Melee attack are usually ineffective b/c Alien are far stronger than Humans and they are very fast, plus you have acid to deal with if you can break their skin, which is quite tough (they can survive in the Vacuum of space).

A way a Xeno could "kill" Jason is by using its "inner jaw" making a big hole in Jasons head, which could kill him.... for a while.
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So after all that, Jason has a much much higher chance of winning than the alien, but you never know… it could all depend on the circumstances of the fight, the location etc.
As for Jason fighting a bunch of xenos, he would kill a few but eventually he would either be covered in acid, or the xenos would completely rip him apart….
Anyway thanks for reading, tell me your opinion in the comments! Upvote and follow for more posts like this ;)

Andre (Haunter)

Ps.

Jason vs Neomorph coming soon?

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Found you and your first upvote :)

Don't know if I'd agree that Jason is weaker (he flipped a 2-ton car over with his bare hands in the comics. He might be as strong as the xenomorph, if not stronger), but in general I agree with your conclusions. The outcome would fully depend on how many Aliens were involved in the fight... if it was just one xenomorph, all my money would be on Jason. But if the Aliens were attacking as a horde (as they are wont to do, as seen in the films), then I think numbers would win out.

Now how about if a Facehugger got Jason, made a little Jason Alien (I'll call him "Jalien"), and then, once Jason had fully recovered from his entirely fatal injuries (as he is wont to do, as seen in the films), he fought the Alien that came out of him?
Jason vs. Jalien... Now THAT'S a fight I would pay to see in theaters!

Thanks for reading!
And yea that would defiantly be a interesting film xD

wow amzing upvoted all posts thanks for sharing

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