It's Freewrite Friday so here I go.
I don't know what this mountain has to do with today's blog, but there it is, so there you go, mountain in your face. That's looking up at Treasurevault, if I recall correctly. This photo is probably like 3 months old. If you do anything smart today, it will be to simply appreciate that photo of Treasurevault Mountain and then ignore everything else I've written here. Nothing I've written here will be interesting in any way at all. You are wasting your time by continuing to read these words. How does it feel to be wasting your time like this? I hope you're happy with yourself. I hope you enjoy wasting your time. How does freewriting work again? I can't remember. I think you just start typing shit and see if anything useful rises up out of the riled up nonsense. What do elephants and grapes have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant. @rkphoto told me that joke. It's a good joke. I like jokes. I like @rkphoto. He knows how to take pictures and tell good jokes. Those are good qualities in men, I think, although I'm not really on the hunt for men myself, so I guess I really wouldn't know. But hey, ladies, if you think those are actually good qualities in men, then I know a couple guys you might want to check out. One being @rkphoto, and the other being me. I kind of suck at taking photos, though, as you can clearly see from that photo of Treasurevault up there, so maybe scratch me off that list. I don't remember how I got from a photo of Treasurevault to where I am right now in this freewriting exercise. This is bad. This can't be good. I should stop writing. I don't know why I'm wasting my Friday night doing this kind of shit. I don't enjoy wasting my time. I should stop. I should —
Today’s Saturday, dude.
What? No it’s not.
Yeah man, it actually is.
No way. Fuck you.
I’m telling you, dude, it’s Saturday. For real.
Go fuck yourself. It’s Friday. Today is Friday, Friday, it's fucking Friday today!
Okay, okay, jeez. Whatever, man. Sure. It’s Friday.
Like I said.
It's Freewrite Friday.
All right, now that THAT’s out of the way, it’s time for some freewriting!
I especially enjoyed the spat at the end. Free-writing is easy yet hard ;). I hope i'm confident enough one day to post my ramblings! BTW your txt was entertaining enough for a re-steem and up-vote, even though I don't usually re-steem photos of chem clouds! U must be special.
You can see the chem clouds too? Good to know. That makes two of us vs. The Government. They'll never take us alive. Post your ramblings now while you still have the freedom and liberty to do so!
Lol that makes a lot of sense!!
Great photo! Sometimes it's hard to tell up from down up there. I think women appreciate those qualities in men too. Always working on improving my joke and photo game. I got some chuckles from the freewrite as well! See ya around @brandt
Thanks for the comment! Jokes + photos, that's all it takes, right? Sure. I'm sure this will work out.
Hey Brandt,
Still waiting for your entry to #comedyopenmic...
Hey, sorry … got some massvie burnout happening the past few days. I have an idea for an entry so at least there's something. If I can't swing this week I'll shoot for the next contest 🙂
Understandable. No worries, will happily take in weeks comps if you need time :).
Haha nice =]
I'm honored to be featured in your freewriting exercise on not Friday.
Also very cool photo. Don't be so hard on your photo skills.
Confidence goes a long ways when trying to impress. So does being able to casually run up mountains.
Also @rkphoto likes you back.
Thanks @rkphoto, I'm glad you approve of my little freewriting piece featuring you and one of the voices in my head. Believe it or not I actually am fairly confident, most of the time, it's just that I really enjoy making fun of myself, even when I accidentally succeed at something. Hence the constant self-deprecating humor.
I see your recent blog got some nice traction. Congrats! 🎉
Yes, I know you're confident haha.
Yeah, thanks!
I read the headline and didn't even realize it's fucking Saturday until you had your little meltdown. That was a convincing act because I knew it was Saturday until you said it was Friday. Dammit!
LOL! Gotcha!
Happy Thursday!
Aw man
SaturdayFriday again!Yeah, I don't understand how days of the week work, either. Pretty sure it's Wednesday afternoon right now as I'm replying to your comment, but don't quote me on that.
Roger that.
Wait, is that a day?
I think so? Or at least it was last week.
You might want to check out @mariannewest's #freewrite initiative in case you ever want to get off your own island (or mountain) and be part of a writing community haha!
Thanks for the tip. I've never been great at being a part of communities, but I might be able to swing a virtual one that involves freewriting. 🙂
I've never been great with communities either. But, the #freewrite one plays it fast and loose, and many of them are quite accomodating :D
I have an elephant joke!! What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
Here come the elephants over the hill.
What did he say when he saw then coming over the hill with sunglasses on?
Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
lol, it's amazing how great sunglasses are at disguising elephants!
Looks to me like someone was doing some freewriting in the sky up there, but it's probably just unregulated weather modification/food wars aerosol drones adjusting the price of corn or whatever it is they do up there.
Well, whatever they're doing up there, I would say that it's definitely poisoning the air around here. You should see how crazy some of the mountain folk in these parts are starting to get. They can't even tell what day of the week it is anymore.