Great answers @deirdyweirdy!

People seem to find me amusing but I’m quite the most melancholic individual I have ever met.

I loved this...I feel like after reading this I was able to read the other answers with right connotation. Although...some still amused me lol

Also, I agree that a downvote should have equal weight...and it shouldn't be much. Also that you should be a certain rep. before you can, so that you understand how the community works before slamming people.