You Know The Rules
A Conversation
"Daddy!"
"What?"
"You farted!"
"So?"
"I made it very clear about the rules."
"Okay."
"No farting, drinking, or snacks in my new car."
"Roll down a window."
"That stench won't just blow away."
"It might."
"Daddy! You farted again!"
Day 173: 5 Minute Freewrite: Tuesday - Prompt: fart by @mariannewest
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Haha...it just doesn't just blow away!
Who's the real rule maker in the family? lol
lolx. nice freewrite
Hah, I can relate only too well to experiences with my own Dad... the sadistic pleasure is palpable ;)
I'm not sure of the story. Are you saying that your farts smell bad? Mine don't.
Oh my, the toture of a closed car fart! lol
Hahaha, I love when I have control of the window locks. I have tortured cocky coworkers or my wiseass son by letting one rip in the car and lock the windows. He lets one go and laughs his head off as I try not to gag, but I then warn of a payback.
Oh boy.. hopefully, at least it was otw home with the coworker?? Or that musta made for an awkward day at work! ;))
The window locking was short lived. When you have a few people in one car with gas, it can be dangerous, lol. I think it was after the boss had brought us all lunches from a sandwich shop, like Subway but a different store.
No drinking and eating is a lot easier to enforce than no farting!!! That might call for many stops :)
The car needs an ejector seat for pungent parents.
It’s your Wednesday prompt deliverer here with your sweet-smelling challenge for today:
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-174-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-vandalsopp
My daughter would concur. Here's my Vandal Prompt story: https://steemit.com/freewrite/@wordymouth/nothing-gets-passed-gramma-joannie