This ain't no potbelly!

Below is my 5 minute #freewrite on today's prompt: potbellied

If you've never created a #freewrite before, please check out today's post by @mariannewest

https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-276-5-minute-freewrite-sunday-prompt-potbellied

This is my first selfie, since the 50 day Selfie Challenge, I sure miss taking them, not. I've never called myself potbellied before, I'll save that term for pigs. I have more of a Crock-Pot belly, warm to the touch and always cook'in. Does this shirt make me look fat? The good thing about this selfie is, you can't see my double chin. The bad thing about this selfie is, you can see my triple roll.
People ask me why I like to make fun of myself. I usually tell them it's better than someone I don't know, making fun of me. One of my worse days was when I was at a Walmart, waiting in line, and this little girl asked her mother, "Why is he so big?" Her mother mouthed to me "sorry". I told her, "that's ok, I often ask myself that question!" I checked out, so I don't know what the mother told her, but I'm sure it was something about the four individual cherry pies I was carrying. 🍒

Story and selfie by Bruni

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