Day-650-Freewrite Thursday Creature 👾
Below is my five minute #freewrite on today's prompt: creature
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Now I'm a creature of habit, I like my girlfriend ginger and I like my ice cream creamy, so when I found this carton of Creamy Creations in the freezer I was elated. Not only was the name Creamy, the taste wasn't bad either. So I'm on my second bowl, and as I go to put the carton away I noticed that this was "Light" butter pecan. WTF, who the hell put this in the freezer? How am I supposed to keep my rotund figure with "light" ice cream! It's bad enough that I'm lactose intolerant and it's gonna flow through me like the Niagara Falls. Well this creature is nipping this in the bud, I'm getting rid of this "healthy" ice cream and buying a new half gallon of full fat, creamy ice cream. But first I have to get rid of this ice cream for anorexics, by eating it. Right after I get off the pot! 🚽
Story and photo by Bruni
Splinterlands has introduced double rules to the game and boy does it out a twist in the game. Today my quest was with the Death Splinter and it took forever. I was reset to Gold III yesterday and the big boys are plowing through me. Here are my cards for today.
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Haha! That wasn't the twist I was expecting that story to take. Flowing like Niagara Falls. Brilliant!
Thanks, it just came to me. #freewrites rule @wwwiebe
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I think your version of Niagara Falls is probably less scenic than the real thing...
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I'm so sure @nickyhavey 😁
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..thanks for making me Smile today 🙂
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Thank you for stopping by for a quick read @justsmile0304 👍
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aaahh nice use of words for a shirt write - like how you started with ginger girlfriend.
Always ginger @vibesforlife
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😁🤣 don't worry, light products are not good to stay slim at all, or get slim. They replace fat for carbohydrates (which gives the taste) so you get fooled. Beter buy that good, old, creamy one . The more fat the easier you go to the toilet.
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So funny @wakeupkitty 😁
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I'm with you regarding "lite" anything, except I don't eat it, it goes in the garbage. "Full fat or none" I like to say.
(I never actually said that)