Day-633-Freewrite Monday 100 Year Old Donkey
Below is my five minute #freewrite on today's prompt: 100 year old donkey
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How do you get a 100 year old donkey to carry a 400 pound fat Italian?.....cremation! 😁
What's the difference between a 100 year old donkey and a chimpanzee?.....the "M"! 😁
What's the difference between a 100 year old donkey and a 100 year old horse?.....one is dog food and the other is glue! 😁
What do you get when you cross a 100 year old donkey with a 5 year old zebra?.....a grey haired zonkey with no stripes! 😁
How do you thank a 100 year old donkey for a job well done?....."donkey schön"! 😁
Jokes by Bruni
We're in the final hours of the Splinterlands season and I can't get out of Gold 1. My quest reward splinter today was Death so I had a tough time completing my 5 wins today! Here are my reward cards:
I'm hoping I get lucky with my end of season reward cards, we'll see tomorrow!
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Cute jokes, @wonderwop!
Thank you @jayna 🙏
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Haha well donkey schon for these jokes 🙂
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You're welcome @nickyhavey 😁
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Love your sense of humor, Uncle Bruni. 😂 Congrats on all the reward cards.
Thank you @redheadpei my rewards were nice. 👍
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Great jokes! I wish I could do that. I admit I don't get the chimpanzee one though.
I'm here to deliver the Tuesday prompt so please write us another!
https://steempeak.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-634-5-minute-freewrite-tuesday-prompt-filthy-blinds
Donkey & Monkey 🤔 thanks for the drop @owasco. 💕
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OMG great post!
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Sometimes these #freewrite prompts are hard! 😁
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HAhaha, that made me laugh. THanks for sharing this with us
Thanks for stopping by @sgbonus, it's always appreciated. 👍
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