Day-599-Freewrite Tuesday Yoga
Below is my five minute #freewrite on today's prompt: yoga
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I've never tried yoga, by body type is not conducive to stretching or bending or kneeling! I haven't touched or seen my toes since 1974. When my doctor asks me if I work out I say, "Does getting outta bed count?" If I had to show you a "downward dog", I'd have to go into my neighbor's backyard and show you where he buried his dead poodle, he could've put it in a plastic bag cuz it still stinks! Someone gave me a workout mat for my birthday in February, I used it to help move a chest of drawers in my truck for a buddy, not a single scratch on that heavy oak dresser. I drove, then I watched them move it. 😁 When people ask me to carry something, I tell them "My doctor said I can't carry anything heavier than a negligee!" I know I should get more exercise, but it's against my religion!
Freewrite by Bruni
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Hahaha that was hilarious! Haven't seen your toes since '74! Are you sure they are still there?! 😂
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Nope. 😁
Getting down with the Dog is the way as we age. Easier said than done.😎. Easier said than dogged 😂
So true
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Before even reading this, I knew it would be my nomination for the freewritehouse favs. I was right!
You're my hero. 💕
Very funny! Got a good old chuckle out of that. Trans-slender........hilarious!
And with no further exertion I deliver the prompt for today: https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-600-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-600-bottles-of-beer-on-the-wall
Thank you for the quick delivery. 👏
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Haha that cracked me up. A good excuse when buddies ask me to carry something lol.
It usually gets a chuckle. 😁
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