Day-467-Freewrite Wednesday Wild & Woolly
Below is my 5 minute #freewrite on today's prompt: wild and woolly
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"Wild and Woolly" used to be my stage name in my early years as an exotic dancer. I wasn't very good as an exotic dancer, I couldn't spin on the pole and when I got down on the stage, I couldn't get back up. I kinda looked like a beached whale, with dollar bills under my fins. My g-string was another problem. After I put it on, it was lost in translation, it kinda ended up in folds I never knew I had. After twenty minutes, management made me put on some capris, so you could tell I wasn't naked. Actually, the only reason I danced there was because they had a great buffet everyday! One time they called me up early, and I hadn't finished my plate yet so I took it on stage with me, I tripped and there were shrimp's 🍤 everywhere! Some lady was so insistent that there was a shrimp in my capris, that she kept stuffing dollar bills in my shorts to retrieve it. That had to be my shortest job in my career, 58 minutes!
Story and photo by Bruni
That story made me laugh nonstop. It was very detailed. Hope you win if this is a contest.
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