Day-452-Freewrite Tuesday Orbit
Below is my 5 minute #freewrite on today's prompt: orbit
If you've never created a #freewrite before, please visit today's post by @mariannewest
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-452-5-minute-freewrite-tuesday-prompt-orbit
Usually the world revolves around me because I'm so popular, you've prolly seen me on the cover of the Rolling Stones gem and mineral newsletter.
Or maybe you saw me in the Chevy commercial, where you only see my butt, in very tight jeans. Not the girl's butt that looks so tight and round, I'm the one with the big fat ass, that's saggy and flabby.
I wanted to be a nose double, because it's so perfect and I get soooooooo many compliments on it. Not to mention my bedroom eyes, I get that alot when I'm at the gentleman's club. I don't know why the dancers always take off my glasses when they're giving me a table dance, I can't see where my hands are.
I had to stop going there, it hurted when they slap me.
Well my time is up and my head is spinning as I watch myself orbit that planet in my gif, I think it's Uranus!
Story and gif by Bruni
Very cool GIF @wonderwop - The #freewrite was a clever use of the prompt too - I had not even considered the orbit being self-focused - Good one!
Yer a gas man. It’s no wonder that you’re so popular!
It’s the midweek prompt delivery team here with the challenge for today: https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-453-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-prompt
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