Day-197-5-minute-freewrite-friday-prompt-flea
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I was in my backyard today, going through two bags of trash that I picked up at Denny's, looking for a lost coin. We had a meeting last night and someone misplaced a coin and we thought it might have made it's way into the trash. Unfortunately, it wasn't in there. so I reported back to the President of our coin club, to let him know. We've had some rain lately and there were plenty of mosquitos, enjoying my olive oil blood. I looked down at my legs and noticed a sea of fleas on my socks. Now, I have no pets at my house, and the cats are at Debbie's, so now I have to do a flea treatment in my yard. I left all my clothes outside, so I wouldn't bring any pests into my house, and went inside. I think I heard my neighbor sigh. The President received a call this afternoon that someone was trying to sell the coin to a local coin shop. He's going to watch the video in the morning. If you see that someone in San Antonio got arrested for beating the shit out of a thief, send Steem. On the plus side, my car now smells like blueberry pancakes.
Story by Bruni
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Oh man, that stinks. I mean, except the blueberry pancake smell. Those are my favorite. I hope you get the coin back. I'm sure that there are enough here to bail you out! But, you may get thrown in detention. I think @brisby and I are finally allowed out. We still have not seen @felt.buzz, but we sure smelled the stench in the hall. I think @mariannewest forgot to feed him.
Nope, I'm back in! At this point I'm starting to wonder if I like chores... 😉
Lol, I know I don't. It shocks me when someone tells me they like to clean. I look at them like "wth is wrong with you."
An amusing and meandering little tale!
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Did you really take all your clothes off in the yard???
Bruni!!!!!!
It's fun! I hope so. that there is a coin, and you will expel the fleas from your yard!
Well, your neighbors can't say that you're boring! Hope the President gets that coin (without needing the bail)! ;)