Weekend Freewrite- 6-15-2019- Single Prompt Option: show me the way home
Gary Goose was caught cheating on his wife and was kicked out of the nest. He flew to his favorite watering hole and got plastered.
The next thing he knew, he was in a pond with his wings in field goal position yelling, "Field goal! 3 points for me!" Gary Goose looked around and realized he was in a strange duck pond with ducks looking at him strangely, and he didn't remember how he got there. Gary Goose pleaded with the ducks, "I promise to get all of my ducks in a row if you would please just show me the way home."
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That was delightful! I love the punch line!
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Ditto that - and ducks all in a row!
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That was delightfowl! I love the punch line!
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Thanks hun! Glad you liked it. : )
At least his goose wasn't cooked.... :-)
HaHa! Good one! : )
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Lol poor Gary the Goose. Sounds like his hoose is cooked. Sounds like he is duck....duck....goosed.
HaHa! Good one! : )
Unbelievable! I got plastered last night and just posted a video about ducks. Cue the X-Files theme.
No way! I just got chills. : )
What a fun freewrite ;)
Thanks @tattoodjay! Glad you liked it. : )
MOst welcome and indeed i did it brought a smile to my face
My job is done. LOL!
haha! Very good one Butterfly and lots of people reading it can probably relate to it. Not me of course, I've never been drunk.
I have only been drunk once when I was 21 and I was soooo sick for days. I haven't touched that stuff ever again.
howdy Butterfly! wow, never heard of such a thing! Well, that's one way to stay away from the bottle. Your body does not like alcohol!