Day 220: 5 Minute Freewrite Challenge: Sunday-Prompt: mice
Back to the farmer's wife, who ruined their life when she cut off their tails with a carving knife.
"You nasty bitch!" The head mouse yelled, with a vicious twitch.
See how she runs. She how she runs.
She was such a fat lass; they were shocked at her mass, as they bit her ass.
Not once, not twice, but thrice; were the bites of the mice.
But that was not all, one last call.
They rolled and rolled, the story was told.
They laughed in her hay, 'cause she would curse this day.
To be precise, the mice had lice.
See how she scratched. See how she scratched.
She sat on a block of ice, as her soothing device,
Along with her concise splice; once, twice, thrice,
Of her carving knife, slashing as her life filled with strife.
Three bold mice. Three bold mice.
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Well that gave me a good old chuckle indeed. Payback time....inspired m'dear, inspired!
This was so much fun! Very nice!
I've done some quiet investigations and it looks like you could use a new prompt: https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-221-5-minute-freewrite-monday-prompt-detective
This was the revenge of the blind tailless mice, which put lice to the wife of the farmer in his trunk. Funny.
Greetings @whatisnew
Very bold mice indeed!!!
There always seems to be 3 smartass mice, bold indeed!
Wonder tho why were they blind in the first place?
Maybe the bucket of lye that flies when the bucket
has a rucket in nantucket!
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Very funny . I can smile much .
I writting a little in english. Very little! ☺☺☺ (And not use the translate ) Congratulations for mi ☺
I working in it :)
Thank you for you post @whatisnew
I love a good chuckle and cats having their way with mice.
I am glad that I could make you smile! : )
Ha ha, very good :o)
Thanks...I am glad that I gave you a laugh. : ) Sorry for the late reply. I have been without internet service. : (