Tears: Day 305: 5 Minute Freewrite: Monday - Prompt:

in freewrite •  last year 

I have shed some tears
When I have drunk some beers.
Thank god I wasn't next to a bear,
Who didn't have any hair.
I think I would freak-out,
Flying out of my chair.

Naked in the noonday sun
So that I could cook my buns.
Mosquitoes like the way I taste.
I start to kill with haste.
I feel a sweltering bump.
I said last time was going to be the last.
I place my beer down on the stump.

Run, hold on, and let yourself fly.
You might think you are going to die.
Feel the butterfly effect
As you realize your landing isn't perfect.
A belly flop.
That is going to leave some red marks.
You hop, hop, hop.

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My Completed Freewriting prompts:


Non-Fiction
DudeBittersweetHookHousecoatNail
Faster Than LightSweaterA Ridiculous Amount of FunMosquitoBamboo
The EntrywayPartyImportantHer Homemade JamsBack Pain
MotherMilkSwingBored StiffMonkey’s Wedding
AppetiteTravelFrosting a CakeBonesClouds
ScratchWetDepressionCampingQuadrillion
Describe the Room You Are InDewSkinnyMoldHerbs
WoodCore ValuesPlayersSyrupSell-out
SpaparachutesGrapevineNothingMishap
Eagle ScoutBurningRadio Show

Fiction
Cane (Bonus: Red Wine)BasketParasolWireA Kiss
CherryMiamiLizard CavePhonePrototype
DiscordA Jumble of WordsSuffers in SilenceBathTalking Dog
Grand PianoEpilogueChalkFood to the TableBasics
CopySquashFried ChickenPotbellied PigCancer
Dog BreathMovementBreedFoolDrive
Flea Market Doorknob

Ongoing StoriesNumbered in Order of Story's Progression
Detective Story#1 Trolley #2 Flea #3 Awakening
Suspense/Horror#1 Late #2 Banana #3 Paper #4 Tree #5 5 #6 Home Alone #7 Doctor’s Office
The Stall#1 Medium #2 The Stall #3 The Stall #4 Mice #5 Detective #6 Homeless #7 Eyebrows #8 40 Percent Off #9 One Year #10 The Stall
Church#1 Church #2 Ornate #3 Chips #4 State
Butterfly1. Old Maid 2. Pitiful 3. Headache 4. coffee 5. Three Grapes 6. Helicopter 7.Helpless 8. Overslept 9. Smooth as Silk

Poems
#52 Caterpillar#85 WildflowerHardboiled MindsGrief
TowelsSee You on the Other Side

Weekend Freewrites:
The Crooked UmbrellaThe PictureThe Chair That I’m Strapped ToA Common Ending
WithdrawalRichard’s SurpriseThe TrapCanyon Making You Crazy?
The HawkEmerge from the DepthsMarjorie's Alcohol ProblemThe Run Around
Gene's the Quiet TypeMemories

We-writes (collaborations with community members)
MonsterEagle Scout 1st Entry: 2nd Entry: 3rd EntrySmooth as Silk

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This was a very cute limerick, I will have to come back when I have some voting power. The way things are going I have next to zero anymore.

I hear you. I do remember when my upvote was worth .03 cents! Times are tough.

I'm glad you enjoyed this piece.

Yes, I hope sp recovers. I hate coming empty handed to nice posts. :(

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So cute and funny!

8-)

What ...strange poem! But in a good way, I mean it's cute and inventive! Very well done!

And in case you're hungry to write more, here's today's prompt:
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-306-5-minute-freewrite-tuesday-prompt-light

As if I haven't done strange before … hahaha.

I struggled sticking to one idea so that it would make some sense.