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Haha now this is so creative! Great example, too!

Micheal Jordian - ”These shoes have kept me from lifting off the ground. Before I was dunking baskets and now I can keep my feet on the ground with no problems.

Not a very good snake oil salesman, that is for sure.

Hahaha, where do I get a pair of those? My head often floats around in the clouds somewhere.

It's myself again standing in for byn with your prompt for today:
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-217-5-minute-freewrite-thursday-prompt-appetite