I wish I could attend a monkey’s wedding. Do they even have weddings? Isn’t this a human thing? Does anyone really care who is having a wedding as long as there are free alcohol and food available?
Maybe you will take pictures and show me what it is like to be at a monkey’s wedding. Will there be food thrown about the place? - A food fight can be fun. - Will there be grooming sections? (Would you pick out the insects found in their hair? I think I’ll skip this part, but I would love to be touched.)
Who is going to pay for a monkey’s wedding?
I’m reaching here. It has been kind of a rough few days, seeing how no one has invited me to a monkey’s wedding.
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My Completed Freewriting prompts:
- Faster Than Light
- Cane (Bonus: Red Wine)
- A Ridiculous Amount of Fun
- The Entryway
- Her Homemade Jams
- Back Pain
- Bored Stiff
- Home Alone