I don't know what is wrong with you American people - paint worked for Vermeer. But here is your explanation for your trouble focusing on the cover of that magazine and mistaking hotdogs for something like this (Rubens): you just aren't in synch with the artist within you. Of course, you see art in a hotdog! You are an artist, face it! Get painting! Try something Cubist or be a Fauve, why not, with onion rings and curry paste!

Shouldn't every home have a hotdog painting? I think waitingrooms would make for better waiting with one in them. You know, just to put your own madness into perspective.