Freewrite: Stamp Twice For Yes
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Stamp Twice For Yes
A cocky news reporter came to the farm where the bent over old man and wizen up little woman kept their prized 100 year old donkey. For years the donkey had protected the other farm animals from coyote or fox attacks. He would let out a loud bray and put the chase to them, kicking and biting any predators.
The reporter questioned them repeatedly about the donkey’s true age and the old man was getting annoyed,
“Ask the donkey these questions. He can reply to a yes or no answer by stamping his hoof. Once for no and twice for yes.”
The reporter replied,
”Most donkeys would do well to last 15-20 years but 100 years..... I don’t believe you!”
Cake, champagne and fireworks were on the agenda that evening. At least 300 people from the village came to celebrate the donkey’s long life in the barn where he was kept.
The donkey was groomed carefully for his birthday party. The elderly woman brushed him and combed his mane lovingly.
The reporter was ready with his questions to the donkey,
“What is the secret to your longevity? Are you really 100 years old?”*
The 100 year old donkey stamped twice hard on the barn floor and let out a loud bray,
”Ee-aw, heeeee- haw!”
Then he bared his aged yellowing teeth, reared up and chased the reporter out of the barn.
Moral of the story: Don’t be an ass or it might get kicked by another Ass.
...end of 5 minute freewrite with prompt 100 year old donkey.
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Thanks @owasco and thanks for delivering the prompt. 😊
nice painting
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Thanks @suman. i didn’t paint it but put the source where I got it underneath the photo.
lol! no one likes pesky reporters, not even donkeys!
Hi Cowboy! Yes , indeed he made the donkey mad.