5 Minute Freewrite: Saturday - Prompt: Phone

I love my phone. I am one of those ancient creatures that existed before the turn of the century so I know what it is like to not have a cellular phone at all. It is hard to imagine living back in those days now. I am the proud owner of an amazing piece of technology that is commonly referred to nowadays as a dumb phone. It is not a flip phone instead it has a feature in which the phone slides open to reveal an entire tiny keyboard. I can use it to send text messages to people all over the planet. Why a dumb phone you ask? Well I believe that it is always prudent when you walk around in society to appear as if you have nothing really of value on you. A dumb phone broadcasts that in spades.