We Need A New Name For Squash Because It Is Hard To Find On Google (Freewrite Story)
Prompt: squash provided by @mariannewest
“I think we need to change the name of this sport?”
Why is that? Isn't that a bit dramatic?
“No, we live in the new world. If you search for squash in Google then we get so many different outcomes. Too many. So many. Orange squash, pumpkin squash, squash my whatever, etc, etc.”
By the way, when you said “squash” why did you make it bold with italics?
“Stars. I saw the stars. 🌟”
Oh yes, shift and 8. That's how we see the stars. So what do you propose we call squash?
“The game like tennis but with smaller bats, a rubber ball and a wall.”
Isn't that a bit long?
“Yes, but it will stick out amongst all the other sports. It's all about Google now. Nothing runs without Google.”
Excuse me, I'm not quite convinced that's true. You haven't got a Scooby Doo.
“You wanna fight about it?”
No, Google is not the Internet, although I have to admit it is powerful. If people think Google is the Internet then yes, Google is powerful. However, why would you want to fight about it? What does that solve, you nincompoop?
“When I offered to have a fight, I meant a game of squash, just for a laugh. You are way too sensitive, you tart.”
You are a nincompoop. I wouldn't play squash for any reason. If I did I wouldn't want to play with you?
“Why not?”
Because you are a nincompoop.
“You are a tart?”
I bet you can't answer my question?
“You seem to be a very random person. Now you want to throw a random question. A random tart. Who are you? Wait, where did you go?”
Away from you, you nincompoop. One more thing before I go. Stop talking to yourself.
5 Minute Freewrite task conceived by @mariannewest and @improv
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I support you 100% in your quest to change the name!!
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