Stick The Bamboo Stick Somewhere (Freewrite Story)
Prompt: bamboo
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-190-5-minute-freewrite-sunday-prompt-bamboo
I don't have much ideas for a story about bamboo, so I'll just write. I know what I'd like to do with the bamboo stick, but today is day of peace.
I don't know why, but I am thinking of The 3 Little Pigs. It has a slight variation to the one you may know. The big bad wolf wasn't really that bad. Personally, I'd have gone for a more dangerous enemy.
So I will rewrite the story. It is called;
The Really Hungry Lion And The 3 Little Pigs.
One day there was a lion simply called Lion. He was walking through the woods when he saw a house made of Bamboo. He looked in the window and saw 3 massive pigs eating cake and drinking tea.
Because the pigs were so big, the title of the story has been changed.
The Really Hungry Lion And The 3 Massive Pigs.
Lion was still looking in the window. This should be a fantastic moment. However, the Lion had just eaten a bear, so he wasn't so hungry.
Getting to know your food is always recommended.
Lion knocked on the door and smiled nicely. The door was opened by one of the pigs. He was simply called Pig One. The others were called Pig Two and Pig Three.
Smiling nicely has it rewards. He was invited to share tea and cake. Lion had room for a bit for cake.
He ate the cake and drank the tea. However, Lion is starting to feel dizzy. Everything started to become blurry, until eventually he passes out.
He wakes up to find himself tied up against a tree. What did these pigs do?
He gave out an almighty roar. Then coming towards him were the 3 pigs and a bear.
“That's the one who ate your friend,” said Pig One to the bear.
"I'd like to play first," said the bear.
“Here's a bamboo stick," said Pig Two.
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I cannot agree with your rewrite of the story, not because the lion gets - I don't care about lions. But putting poison or drugs in a cake - thats' a sin. I care about cake!
On reflection, you have a point. Cake should be sacred. :-D
Now that's a neat twist on an old story! Well done!
Thank you, it was fun. Maybe next time the bad guy will win. :-)
Aaaaaand there goes the peace ;) Also, I got a nice chuckle out of the title change, chuckles are ALWAYS appreciated haha
Thank you so much. Chuckles are my thing. :-)
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