I Flossed My Ears (5 Minute Freewrite)
Prompt: I floss my tears
I flossed my ears, because I forgot to wear my glasses. I should have flossed my tears, but I did not read the instructions properly.
The whole process can send a man to tears.
Tears that flow so much, it could create a river. Any more, and there will be a whole new ocean.
“Hello ocean of tears.”
I have blocked up my ears and I can't listen to my music properly. They are in pain and I'm feeling dizzy.
Woah, spinning round and round and round.
I slump.
Then I'm sick. I need help.
Luckily an ocean of flossed tears by someone who read the prompt properly swept over me. I am clean.
But I'm still dizzy. Like being drunk without the drink. Some may say I'm lucky. I just think I'm crazy.
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Task set by @mariannewest
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-81-5-minute-freewrite-prompt-i-floss-my-tears
HAhahahahahaha yeah I had no idea what to do with this one either lolll but I tried like you :D
Thanks for making me laugh!!
:-D I'm glad you enjoyed it
#funny
for me when I see something funny never think to stop laughing, it is up to people to say what is important I am happy
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I'm enjoying reading through all these free-writes today. There's such a range of styles. I find the pure free-writes really interesting, like a window on people's thought patterns, darting here and there.
Here's the link for freewrite 82:
https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-82-5-minute-freewrite-prompt-stetson
Thank you. I like to think that each one I do is different. Let's see. :-)
Love it!! And stop flossing those ears lol
Was a strange prompt, but I like this story. :-D