Day 173: 5 Minute Freewrite: Tuesday - Prompt: fart
The Early Dawn Story
I was laughing reading the prompt for today because I was farting exactly the same time hahahaha... It's 5:16am now here in the Philhppines. The early dawn story begins...
At night time to shoo away the mosquitos and refresh ourselves with the summer heat we use electric fan overnight. As a result of using the fan, every dawn my stomach is literally full of gas. If I dont squeeze it out I will feel the bulged the whole day and my nerves at the back would hurt bad.
So here's what I do, I position myself where my stomach is pushed, example I will put my leg up over the knee of the other one and farrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttt. Its a really long one to ensure the full release of gas supply in my body. If I dont want bothered with gas spasm on my back I need to do the ritual every dawn after waking up. So yeah I farrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttt that it even wakes my daughter hahahahahaha.... I call such early activity as my fart exercise!
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Haha my dad used to say better out than in!
That is too funny!!!! But how do the fans impact your gas supply?
I’m speechless!
It’s Wednesday so it’s myself again with today’s prompt:https://steemit.com/freewrite/@mariannewest/day-174-5-minute-freewrite-wednesday-prompt-vandals