Well, that was my first time trying it. The fastest five minutes I have experienced for quite a while...

Here's what I was able to scrape off my keyboard:

'One of them rises even higher than its neighbours and only birds of prey dare approach its crown. Snow covers the lower branches but going up the winds increase in both speed and ferocity - nothing stays there for too long. Its skin looks as it has frozen and melted many times over an now has a silver shining to show times were rough on it. That only adds to its remote majesty.

The king of Old Mars stands lonely.'